Jodi (2:14 PM): fyi
Jodi (2:15 PM): don't ever put a turtle down
Jodi (2:15 PM): in a warehouse
Jennifer (2:15 PM): um, ok
Jodi (2:16 PM): they are really quick
Jennifer (2:18 PM): it's a turtle
Jennifer (2:18 PM): they are not known for their quickness
Jodi (2:18 PM): it ran really fast under a shelf
Jodi (2:18 PM): and then another
Jodi (2:18 PM): and another
Jennifer (2:18 PM): lol
Jodi (2:18 PM): they can be fast if they are scared I guess
Jodi (2:18 PM): turtlegate
Jodi (2:18 PM): 2010
Jennifer (2:19 PM): here's a question, why did you have a turtle in the warehouse
Jodi (2:20 PM): well we didn't invite him in
Jodi (2:20 PM): he came to visit I guess
Jennifer (2:21 PM): ok, just wondering, you said to not put a turtle down in a warehouse
Jennifer (2:21 PM): so I thought that you brought him in
Jodi (2:21 PM): oh yeah
Jodi (2:21 PM): he crawled up
Jodi (2:21 PM): and we were gonna put him in the water
Jodi (2:21 PM): behind us
Jodi (2:21 PM): so he didn't run into the lot
Jodi (2:21 PM): and get squished
Jodi (2:21 PM): but I wanted to see if he was hungry for my spinach
Jodi (2:21 PM): so on the way out the back
Jodi (2:21 PM): we set him down with said spinach
Jodi (2:21 PM): and he run like a motherfucker
Jodi (2:22 PM): we weren't expecting him to be fast
Jodi (2:22 PM): so we all were like damn
Jodi (2:22 PM): go turtle
Jodi (2:22 PM): til we realized he was under shit we couldn't move easily
Jennifer (2:22 PM): so did you get him out?
Jodi (2:22 PM): yes
Jodi (2:22 PM): and we put him in the creek
Jodi (2:22 PM): or big ditch
Jodi (2:22 PM): behind us
Jennifer (2:22 PM): y'all just cut several years off his life
Jennifer (2:22 PM): that's probably where he came from and now he's thinking, "damn"
Jodi (2:22 PM): well he was headed through the building to the lot
Jodi (2:22 PM): to the busy street
Jodi (2:22 PM): I mean BUSY
Jodi (2:23 PM): might as well make a sauce piquante now
Jennifer (2:23 PM): lol
Jennifer (2:23 PM): I'm surprised no one wanted him for that very reason
Jodi (2:24 PM): I was trying to save his turtle life
Jodi (2:25 PM): I thought he would surely be squished
Jodi (2:25 PM): in our busy parking lot
Jennifer (2:29 PM): that is truly hilarious
Haha! Y'all are nuts! And I was thinking the same thing.. what if he had a big fight with his turtle family and said, " Eff y'all. I'm outta this tiny ole hole of a ditch y'all call home!" and he left... and they Jodi brought him back. It's like "She's Out of My League" we just watched it last night and he gives a big F-U speech to his family on the airplane and proceeds to walk off it only to learn they have left the gate. Haha!
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